Fredericksburg, Texas

A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.

"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."

by Crotalus October 13, 2012

lars frederiksen and the bastards

tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended

cant wait for lars frederiksen and the bastards to tour england

by ashdude July 25, 2008

Frederico

Sexiest human being alive

Girl#1: have you seen him he's so Frederico!
Girl#2: I want his dick!
Girl#1: yummy!
Girl#2:I know right!

frederico freddie rico

by Kim Kardashians booty December 23, 2011

Frederick thull

A deformed almond with autism, people pretend they love him because he's autistic. Very good at anal. Gives the best nut (because he is the best nut).

Oh shit! Last night I totally Frederick thull-ed my step sis!

by Freddyzmom March 28, 2019

Frederick william james lewin

A boy who is very posh and likes to sweat fortnite. He is also posh and says loo and tea

I just got killed by a frederick william james lewin

by Liam Johsnon June 19, 2018

Fredericton

The capital city of the Province of New Brunswick in Eastern Canada, the Greater Fredericton Region has a total population of 124,172 in 2006. Home to the University of New Brunswick and St Thomas University, it has a population younger than both the provincial and national averages (2006 census) at 38.4 years.

Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada

by CJJones February 24, 2009

Fredrik Thordendal

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.

Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.

by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010