freelationship

in between friendship and relationship with no strings attached. relationship with the freedom of being single.

faria and rick ross are in a freelationship

by trinibodi November 12, 2010

Freeloader

A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.

Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."

by babytodaymaybetomorrow July 25, 2011

freeloader

Someone who sits around and dosen't work and mooches off their family and steals all their moms hard earned money to do nothing all day and contribute shit to society. Someone who is a waste of air and takes up valuable space on the planet earth.

Nice receding hairline assface. Why dont you get a job and stop freeloading off your mom you freeloader piece of shit.

by Fhsjhs February 12, 2008

Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

freeload

1.) Receiving something off of another usually a service or tangible item with no payment or retribution to the other party.

Also: Freeloader - A person that gets something off of another usually a service or tangible item with no payment or retribution to the other party.

Man, that guys is such a freeloader he freeloads off of me all the time.

by St00pidBaka // BluR (NorCal) January 21, 2005

Freelapse

A free high that does not count as a relapse for those who are clean and sober, acquired through the following:
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz

Tom's trip to the dentist where he was administered nitrous oxide is considered a freelapse.

Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.

"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."

by (Brooklyn)Tommy G. September 15, 2007