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Frankel blanket

The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.
My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.
by Weivkao January 2, 2019
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pulled a franzen

when some one does something incredibly douchey, (or makes you throw up a little).
D- "hey i heard about what happened, u ok?"
C- "ya but i mean like who does that? That's suck a dick move"
D- "yupp, he definately pulled a franzen"
C- "haha! yea he makes me wanna puke"
by whatafuckindick September 25, 2010
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frenzel

Usually very funny and funny looking. Has crooked feet and loves to play sports even tho they can't .
Damn, Frenzel you ass you noodle built ass boy
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francelee

a beautiful girl who touches your heart with every word she says, shes smart, beautiful , and makes you smile and blush like crazy.
i'd do anything for my francelee
by ima pony August 22, 2011
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Frazzelation

The process in which a relationship or potential relationship looses the attraction and oomph that was once apparent at the beggining.
I think we are expreiencing some frazzelation
by cutechrisy March 26, 2009
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Frazeltov

When one is congratulated too many times, frequently, and over-exitedly, and they become frazzled. It is of Jewish origin, from the root word "Mazeltov" meaning congratulations.
Zeidi was in a state of frazeltov at his barmitzvah as family and friends took it upon themselves to offer their most profound congratulations in a repetitive manner.
by Little Schmutz July 10, 2009
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franely

The most beautiful kind and honest girl ever she has the uniquest name for a unique girl she loves to dance and she is probably the best thing that will ever happen to you, if you have a franely then keep her close make sure to never lose her .
Damn Franely I want to be with u forever.
by Ogflako. April 15, 2019
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