Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves

"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"

by tickler0001 September 25, 2020

Sam Foster

Sam Foster is an extremely zesty person who constantly fantasizes about taking it up the bum.

"dang Sam Foster is so zesty he started watching gay porn during a game of soccer"

by Deez F. Nuts October 24, 2022

20 footer

When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.

The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.

by NZizzle February 26, 2009

buck futter

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.

Don't be such a buck futter!

by mullett January 14, 2003

Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011

Foster Grunt

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.

I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Mark Foster

A sex god who is also the lead singer of Foster The People. Foster The People is the greatest band known to man.

"Man, I'd fuck Mark Foster any day."

"Yeah, he's a real womanizer."

by ftpftw2626 August 3, 2012