When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
by Magooru November 6, 2010
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Get the fortune cookie mug.When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
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by MORGAN August 11, 2003
Get the fortune cookie mug.The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.
I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!
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