Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling
I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.
by Morgan February 16, 2005
mugGet the Impagemug.

SoOo G!

referring to yourself as the best..
... i give you props fo dat.. but in the end... im just SoOo G!
by Morgan February 13, 2003
mugGet the SoOo G!mug.
A french duke who delivered the news of the fall of Bastille to King Louis XVI July 14, 1789. This began the French Revolution.

Someone with an extraordinarily long name that you couldn't correctly pronounce if you were paid to.
When King Louis XVI was told the news of the fall of the Bastille by the duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt, he exclaimed
"Why, this is a revolt."
"No sire," replied the duc, "this is a revolution."

"hey what's his name?"
"i dunno, might as well be duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt..."
by morgan December 5, 2004
mugGet the duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Liancourtmug.

morgasm

When males named morgan take it in the ass they experiance a morgasim
Morgan had a morgasim with ted, hes homosexual lover
by Morgan November 5, 2004
mugGet the morgasmmug.
A school with preps, goths, rednecks, "jocks", wiggers, geeks,the drunks, and some normal people. Wherever you walk, you see girls saying "like, what-ev, Oh em gee, I'm cooler than you..Duh." You see guys dressed like they would on halloween, guys that are white acting and dressing like they are black, people running around the school acting physco...geeks with books in their hands at all times. You may see some "clicks".. and the class of 2009 think they're hot shit. You hear about people having sex in teachers class rooms. AKA RM 29. It's a very interesting school.
When you go to Rockland DIstrict High School, you will see everything below...

Preps-the ones that think they're hot shit, but no one likes. Saying dumb stuff like what-ev.. and the examples above.
Goths-the ones that wear all black and dark make-up.. and possibly some are gay.
Rednecks- "Right wicked guy." The ones that look absolutely horrible and talk very annoying.. fishing and lobstering would be their hobby.
"Jocks"-The ones that think they're really good at sports.. and have sex with like everyone.. they also fit into the "drunks". Most of them really aren't that good at sports.. especically if they're from rockland.
Wiggers-all the ones that think they're black but aren't really.
Geeks-the ones that get class awards like 100 times.
Drunks-the ones that come to school hung over pretty much everyday. That's most of the rockland school by the way.
by Morgan June 19, 2006
mugGet the rockland district high schoolmug.

chiefed

after a person passes out at a party, take a marker pen and write all over their face.
after drinking too much, jason passed out and his friends chiefed him.
by morgan October 8, 2003
mugGet the chiefedmug.

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods
Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)
by Morgan August 5, 2004
mugGet the Lawnmowermug.

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