fartassphere

The space between earth's atmosphere and muncie indiana, much like the bermuda triangle, where objects disappear than reappear at some burger fast food place as golfcarts that have been abandon by their crews.

Ooops there goes another buick into the fartassphere. Wonder which burger doodle the golfcart will show up at?

by Gymwould July 28, 2022

fortississississimo

Fortissississimo but louder.

How in the name of Henry Purcell can you play this; it's all fortississississimo!

by mrkingRandomRock July 23, 2023

fartass

a person (especially with lactose intolerance or IBS) with a huge ass that farts all the time

timmy: hey, billy! stop being such a fartass! you’re gonna stink up the whole classroom!
billy: i promise i won’t do it again (farts even more)
timmy: RIGHT THAT’S IT! *loads shotgun*
billy: wait man i ate a lot of spicy food i can’t control my far-
timmy: BE GONE!!! *shoots timmy in the face for being a fartass*

by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja September 9, 2023

Fortissimo

The quietest volume a trumpet can play at.

Derek was a trumpet player, and was physically incapable of playing quieter than fortissimo. That was a good thing, since it meant the rest of the band's mistakes were not heard, only his own.

by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

fortussy

A little fat sweaty hole in the back of your fortnite renegade raider stuffed animal, these are commonly used as a prep for the baby gronk method.

Dad: hey buddy how about you come out of your goon cave and take your baby meat out of that fortussy
Son (skibidi sigma): NO!! I need to finish my baby explosion so that I can do the gronk method on Livvy Dunne

by Skibidi sigma (alpha male)!! February 22, 2024

fartassbitch

very fat funny fat funny fat funny fat funny fat funny fat funny

hi my name is fartassbitch

by fartassbitch December 2, 2024