Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.
Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!
by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008
Get the Five-Dollar Footlong mug.An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:
Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!
Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.
Thank you for your time.
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!
Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.
Thank you for your time.
by MuigiKalash January 29, 2009
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by hngsolo April 20, 2009
Get the footlong mug.Footlong day is on march 13. A day to celebrate guys with footlongs. Flaunt it if you got it, and if you don’t got it then buy a footlong from subway to celebrate.
Sally: Hey Dave happy footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.
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Get the Footlong Day mug.Jane Doe: 'Please come and see me. I live 5 minutes away.'
John Doe: 'Nice. however, it will take me 30 minutes as I use a footron.'
John Doe: 'Nice. however, it will take me 30 minutes as I use a footron.'
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