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The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss
MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Five-Dollar Footlong

Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.
Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong
by Froggler August 2, 2010
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Five-Dollar Footlong

Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.
Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!
by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008
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Five-dollar Footlong

An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:
Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!

Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.

Thank you for your time.
by MuigiKalash January 29, 2009
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footlong

When you take a poop, and when you get up to look at it you can't believer that huge poop came out of you.
Dude I just took a footlong! When I looked at it I almost fainted haha.
by hngsolo April 20, 2009
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Footlong Day

Footlong day is on march 13. A day to celebrate guys with footlongs. Flaunt it if you got it, and if you don’t got it then buy a footlong from subway to celebrate.
Sally: Hey Dave happy footlong day.
Dave: Thanks Sally.
Sally: So can I see it?
Dave: Sure, but only because it’s footlong day.
by TMoney1441 October 15, 2019
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footron

Someone who has no car and goes everywhere on foot.
Jane Doe: 'Please come and see me. I live 5 minutes away.'
John Doe: 'Nice. however, it will take me 30 minutes as I use a footron.'
by Betainvestor September 9, 2020
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