floptastic

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.

Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

Fox News

by the man with the monocle January 4, 2012

faptastic

When some thing is so good/awesome you could just stop every thing you're doing and masturebate to it

Person 1: these burritos are just faptastick

Person 2: haha what???

Person 1: yeah its like every time I take a bite my taste buds start stroking there little pink taste bud dicks

by fapturbater September 3, 2013

faptastic

Something so cool it makes you wanna go all fap over it!

This new movie, it´s FAPTASTIC!!!

by Darezu November 4, 2015

Floptastic

when awesome amazing and fantastic all at once cant describe something

That song is floptastic

by the real dead meme April 12, 2022

Footastic

Natural high felt when rockin’ out to the Foo Fighters, seeing them live, and, if you are lucky, getting to meet/pic with the band.

I can’t believe I watched the Foo Fighter show from the best seats in the house and got to hang with some of the band! It was an epically Footastic time!

by Jenny Cool September 27, 2023

faptastic

To masturbate vigorously until sudden death.

Guy1: "Yo, Jack did a faptastic job"
Guy2: "Yea, Jack was a good Guy. Hurry, put the flowers down, lets leave now"

by Chubby__Unicorn September 23, 2016

faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.

Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic

by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016