Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

by Red Fortune May 31, 2009

va te faire foutre

Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'

Roughly equivalent to fuck off, go fuck yourself, up yours, etc.

While stopped at a red light, the person behind you honks their horn for you to move. You give them the Bras d'honneur, and shout through the open window, 'Va te faire foutre, putain d'espèce d'enculé!'

by Kyle359 April 29, 2006

Team Fortress

A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.

"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."

by Tyler June 11, 2006

Team Fortress 2

The best game ever made made by valve that is about a team mercenaries killing another team of mercenaries.

Examples of why team fortress 2 is art: Pootis spencer here, spa sappin mah sentry, demopan, spycrab and everything that a game would wish to have.

James "Hey want to play some Team fortress 2? "
Me: "fuck off mate"

by Yes haha September 16, 2018

mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Va te faire foutre

"Fuck you" or, more literally, "Go fuck yourself"

This is the correct conjugation of the verb 'aller' because this is an imperative sentence. The imperative form of 'aller' in the second person is 'va.' I had to clarify this because there is another definition on this site, where the author vehemently states that it is 'Vas te faire foutre' and that is pretty obviously incorrect (for anybody who got past the first week of French 101).

Tu n'es qu'un con...va te faire foutre, putain de connard!

fous le camp, fiche-moi la paix, va te faire enculer, tu me fais chier, je t'emmerde

by funkmunky December 30, 2006

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016