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Flusterbummed

To be so upset or bummed out about something that you feel overwhelmed with grief, spastic anxiety and adrenaline.
The buddhist who never harmed a fly was flusterbummed when he accidentally killed the bug in his bathroom.
by Symple July 28, 2014
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Flutternuts

The feeling you get during oral right as your ejaculating but they keep going anyways.
That girl was crazy man, we got at it and she kept going and going... she gave me some serious flutternuts.
by Vexray November 1, 2016
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Flutterbutt

The fondling of one's butt crack in a rhythmic flute like manner, often in a joking situation, occasionally in a sensual one.
Sean wrestled Andrew down to the ground and gave him a flutterbutt
by buttcrackmcgee August 16, 2011
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Flutterbees

The butterfly feeling in your tummy times a billion
That girl gave me the biggest flutterbees when she walked into the room
by RemilyRaxter January 6, 2017
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Futterbuttkin

Same use as "fucker","bitch",or "shit head".
Damn you stupid futterbuttkin.
by king keef February 1, 2009
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Fluttercunt

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
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flutterbuy

Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??

Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
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