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flumpy dumpy 

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet
You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!
flumpy dumpy by greg123250 September 12, 2016

Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.

Flumpy plumpkin 

The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
Yo last night i fucked this 600lb chick with pink eye. It was a good flumpy plumpkin’
Flumpy plumpkin by WayChill November 5, 2021

flumpy mufkin 

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about
flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

Frumpy dyke 

You probably heard it from David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer".

Dyke: a word used to refer to lesbians; a term that lesbians use in gay circles; originally a derogatory term for lesbians, now often used with pride.

Frumpy: A female with lack of concern for appearance; clothing style that usually consists of bagging; careless slothing; no style; considerably out of shape.

So, a ''frumpy dyke'' is ''a lesbian with lack of concern for appearance, from clothes to body shape''.
'I would consider myself a feminist, and I didn't even know that at the time. All these years I thought it meant frumpy dyke'.
Frumpy dyke by riatoj December 26, 2021