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Flumpy

I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.
by Pgrogz November 13, 2019
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Flumpy

Matt: "I look flumpy af today"

Dylan: "I agree man"
by Papi joe October 25, 2017
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flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023
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Flumpy

used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word
#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
by Some Fuckin' Idiot April 30, 2022
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Flumpy

The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time
Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy
by Slash19987 August 8, 2024
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Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.
by Dr. von Ligensteiner June 13, 2011
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