The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
by WayChill November 5, 2021
Get the Flumpy plumpkinmug. When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023
Get the flumpy mufkinmug. by Papi joe October 25, 2017
Get the Flumpymug. used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word
#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
by Some Fuckin' Idiot April 30, 2022
Get the Flumpymug. by Slash19987 August 8, 2024
Get the Flumpymug. A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).
They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.
Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.
Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.
Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.
Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.
by Dr. von Ligensteiner June 13, 2011
Get the Flumpy Bunnymug.