Skip to main content

mr. flops

a dude that abandons your plans consistently, without notice. after repeated occurrences that dude becomes mr. flops.
Yo man wheres that nigga?
Mr. Flops? he's flopping on your ass.
by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006
mugGet the mr. flops mug.

floosy

A girl who sleeps around. The underdog whore.
"Danielle is such a floosy"
by Amberger May 24, 2004
mugGet the floosy mug.

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
mugGet the flatscan mug.

Flogster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
by MissTinker December 13, 2016
mugGet the Flogster mug.

Flitsham

Short for "Friend who Lives In The Same House As Me"
Because roommate isn't the right word and housemate or flatmate doesn't quite name it.
I totally heard my flitsham masturbate the other day!
by PimPee April 4, 2009
mugGet the Flitsham mug.

flosack

When someone quickly sucks PPs for money.
Brian: Hey everyone! I'm giving flosacks for only 99 cents!
Dylan: That's like, totally gay dude.
by okkmissgirll January 29, 2021
mugGet the flosack mug.

Flopsuh

Flopsuh is a famous Minecraft Twitch streamer and YouTuber. Some thought Flopsuh would be in the DSMP, though this was not true as Wilbur Soot had been joking. Flopsuh spelt backwards is huspolf. Flopsuh also goes by flops and FlopsuhMinecraft.
Woah is that Flopsuh, from twitch.Tv/flopsuh.”

I think so!”
by sorrydarling April 6, 2022
mugGet the Flopsuh mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email