Umatilla, Florida

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

by captainhollywood January 1, 2012

Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.

Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.

by estephaney September 6, 2011

Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly

I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me

by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009

florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin

Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang

by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014

Florin

A very tall & good-looking man, usually Romanian. Loves to laugh, dance, and eat. Is very fond of most animals, especially dogs. Snores like a bear.

Wow, he's tall & sexy, he must be a Florin

by anon71 February 4, 2010

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.

A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

by Rav Steven March 23, 2010

florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.

Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.

by mCRT April 18, 2014