Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Flooritos

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.

Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.

by minus john April 19, 2009

Flooring

A state of aw, whether positive or negative. An "omg" moment, an "I can't believe it moment", or a descriptive word.

What a flooring evening!

I was floored to see her making out with my boyfriend

by Iceberg4567 February 16, 2017

floorito

What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.

Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.

by Shady McCool March 6, 2011

floordog

1. Lowest level of management. The guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also straw boss.
2. Powerfull animal (ie. not a lapdog
3. Best garage band ever!

"Get back to work! The floordog is coming this way!"

by Dirty Dave January 15, 2004

sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010

floorton

A frameless futon. Name derives from the fact that it is a futon mat that has simply been placed on the floor. Often the mat is folded to add height/cushioning.

Our cheap-ass futon frame broke, so we decided to roll with the floorton instead of buying a new one.

by Prox January 13, 2009