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florking

The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.
I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!
by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010
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Flocking

Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".
Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?

Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
by Kam842 October 25, 2007
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Flocking

Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.

Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:

For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.

To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.

Also known as flamingoing.
The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.

"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"

"I got flocked!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
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flonking

A single sexual encounter that includes fucking, lovemaking and bonking.
An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."
by intimate adventurers November 16, 2010
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Flocking

Niggas not with with the gun play let’s start flocking at they whip.
by KillerCaliEastsideFresno September 22, 2018
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Waka Flockin

I know you didnt just look at me like dat, you waka flockin.
Gurrrrl, dat weave is waka flockin
by Doodoomama123456 January 16, 2011
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floki

Floki is the cutest cat with a mustache. He was named after a very unique viken. He is the sweetest animal, fun, loving, and very playful!
Oh Nayely have you seen Floki's mustache?

Floki is so beautiful!
by Nayely Ava June 5, 2016
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