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Petty Fobbin

Basically some low-down shit. Something that is completely self-centered and unbeneficial to others.
My baby mama got a restraining order, she on some petty fobbin shit.
by CROWSAYOTHLAVEY February 26, 2020
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flibbin

The polite word used in public for vaginal fingering with the middle and ring fingers. also used as an insultive gesture by shaking the two fingers in unison at someone, usually an attractive woman.
Person 1: Dude, I couldn't sleep last night, I heard this sound like a plunger at about three in the mornin.

Person 2: Are you sure it wasn't the milkman flibbin yo mama?

Person 1: Oh yea, i didn't think of that.
by Peregrine Greenleaf October 18, 2006
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flobbling

He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.
by eapoc January 2, 2009
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fobbin

The act of being a FOB
Man, that guy who's been here for 10 years but doesn't speak a shred of English is really fobbin.
by p0tat03 January 26, 2005
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Flubbing

The act that Cubs fan perform on themselves or other Cubs fans around them. Also can be a synonym for masturbation.
After Carolos Zambrano's no hitter in Milwaukee all the Cubs in attendance fans began flubbing themselves.
by dd522 June 9, 2009
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Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021
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Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018
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