flocked

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

by thehillshire March 28, 2015

flocked

Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.

I keep my pr0n flocked so my coworkers don't know how much I love teh buttsecks.

by coellcmu August 6, 2007

flucked up

Fucked up luck. When things get fucked up only as the result of bad luck, and not due to anything within your control.

"If that bastard of a dog had crossed the road 5 seconds later, I would have been fine. Now I've got nasty whiplash and my car is a write-off. I'm telling you, it's totally flucked up."

by trickeychick April 18, 2008

fleeked

To fix, alter, or create something by non-conventional means.

I fleeked my old printer. Not only does it print, it now gives you the weather as well.

by Sean Coley October 19, 2006

Flucked

To get lucky or to have unexpected sex, with an existing partner or a one nighter.

My mate and I went out to Barney's Pub last night and got flucked

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Flucked

It’s flippin fucked together to make it shorter

Me: I’m flucked out like hell
Friends: ikr

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Flocked

Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.

Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.

by Haha Rachel October 20, 2023