Piss and Fleas

A vagina that stinks of piss and fleas because of its its aging sagging appearance and repulsive odor.

Scenario: 'on a train with some old lady sitting opposite you'

You are talking to a friend next to you and you are discussing vagina then you say:

'Take this old bitch, she hasn't had her wrinkly whatsit touched in years! probably stinks of Piss and Fleas!!'

by siduck August 13, 2009

Soda Fleas

Those little bubbles that jump out of the soda.

Batman- hey, you want some sprite?
Robin- no, sprite has a lot of soda fleas and they always tickle my nose.

by Professor Jerky October 18, 2009

Cockhole Fleas

Pubic Lice

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 25, 2008

look at the fleas on fluffy

a phrase meaning look at that girls tits; phrase usually used when a girl with big or nice tits walks by

dans girlfriend walks by
dans friend Joe speaks out
Joe: Got Damn look at the fleas on fluffy, dan.

by G Hock November 22, 2004

crotch fleas

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

by brownie23 October 16, 2009

the fleas knees

When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 19, 2017

Bush fleas

Crabs. Bugs in your private area.

Crystal is dirty as fuck spreading her bush fleas

by Shortbusridurr July 16, 2018