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flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

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Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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flaming hoop

in a word, diarrhea or any other type of shitting frenzy
Jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.
by daBuster May 31, 2006
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flamingo sizzler

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.
After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.
by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007
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Flamingo Whore

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps
Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”
by Grayson C. Peters May 6, 2020
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flaming moe

A drink invented by Homer J. Simpson, consisting of all the white and dark liquors, plus a special ingredient: Krusty the Klown Kough Syrup lit on fire, blown out and consumed.
Hey Homer, how about another flaming moe?
by Homer J. Simpson July 9, 2004
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Flaming Bazooka

Typically when one is sick is when a flaming bazooka occurs. It is when, you both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. Smart people use a a toilet and trash can. The less advanced use only a toilet.
I was so sick the other day, and I turned into a flaming bazooka. I didn't know if I should have chosen the toilet or the trashcan.
by winnerswin March 3, 2011
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flawgin

When someone is frontin'. Lying to seem cool, or cover up something.
Person 1: hey bro who's that girl, she's mad ugly.

Person 2: yeah wtf what a butter face.

Person 3: wtf bruh i heard u piped that yesterday. U flawgin heavy
by BerealG December 11, 2013
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