flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

flutters

That feeling in the pit of your stomach when someone you really really really really like touches you in some way

"Stacy got flutters when she was dancing with Jim"

by Lija June 30, 2006

Fluttersmile

Noun or Verb; When your heart does that thing where it feels like it missed a beat or two, and smiles at the same time.

Fluttersmile is when your heart skips a beat but it smiles at the same time. For example, when you are so in love something melts your heart.

by Caro! July 4, 2009

flattus

A person who has no dick and cannnot reproduce, it is not remove, it is natural.

Eg: Quang is a flattus

by Awesome_guy_260901 December 5, 2013

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

flathersm

flathersm is when you experience severe confusion and can't remember what you were going to say.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a flathersm.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks.

by SnazzyPJ January 12, 2021