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flatliner

Someone severely lacking in personality; a person who kills any festive mood with their utter dullness
Dottie was having a good time, until she got stuck with that flatliner.
by D*Tice June 8, 2003
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flatlined

Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.
I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.
by Chris Johnson February 19, 2004
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emotional flatliner

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma
It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!
by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010
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flatliner

someone who is boring, unenergentic, tired, sleepy.
Dont be a flatliner! Here's a beer, c'mon lets get drunk!
by DanteM August 29, 2005
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Flassing

1.flossing one's ass.

2.To floss an ass.
"Robin likes to Flass his mom"

"Where is Sanders? He's flassing"

"Sure am Glad I'm not flassing....like Robin is in the Gazebo...with his mom"
by Cyrus224 October 13, 2005
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Flatline

1. To be dead, refering to how ECG machines' little green line goes flat when someone is dead.
2. To kill someone, literally or figuartively.
3. To be retarded, metally challenged, stupid, dimwit, and/or dumb.
4. A game where people choke themselves to get the feeling equivalent to be high. Therefore, legally high. Also known at the Choking Game and Space Monkey(s).
1. "Doc, the patient hass flatlined!"
2. a) The marine flatlined the Iraqi terrorist.
b) "I'll flatline you if you tell my mom I got a 46 on my math test!"
3. "Did you just figure out that water is wet? Wow Flatline, you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. A lot of kids accidently kill themselves trying to get high while playing Flatline
by Carrera's Wedge May 9, 2007
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Flatinum

Fake Platinum, a type of costume jewelry that will turn your skin green.
"Dude, that flatinum chain is turning yo' neck green"
also, "Yo, them grillz T-Bone gotst are skrait up FLATINUM"
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