Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

Farkhorn

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!

Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*

by B Keel May 5, 2005

farktron

1. Noun- Euphemism for fuck

What the farktron was that about?

by DF- October 11, 2006

Farketing

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016

Flackie

A majestic weiner dog.

Flackie don't pee over there.

by Ah-le May 30, 2018

Farkhunda

She is very funny and pretty, she is one of the best people I've ever met. She spreads positivity even if shes sad. Shes probroly the bestest friend I could ask for in life and if u have a friend named farkhunda hold onto her as long as you can. She makes my life so much better.

Farkhunda is my bestest friend

by It's a secret😂😁 December 23, 2019

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009