florida sandbag

When a male rubs his balls in sand getting his sack all sandy. Then inserts his ball sack completely inside of the females vagina

Jack gates Florida sandbagged his mom

by T1Nman123 October 10, 2013

florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

Farida

One of the nicest person. She will sacrifice herself to please others. She is very pretty and has a perfect body. You'll have a good laugh with her and she sometimes wont stop laughing. One of the most amazing person of my existence.

-Here comes a Farida !
- OMG she's amazing

by jojowreck November 21, 2011

Umatilla, Florida

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

by captainhollywood January 1, 2012

Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.

Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.

by estephaney September 6, 2011

Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly

I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me

by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009

florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin

Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang

by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014