flap

To masturbate with foreskin, similar to fap, but specifically for an uncircumsized penis.

I'm not circumsized, so I flap instead of fapping.

by PBAsydney April 26, 2009

flap

the act of unecessary and or excessive non-sensical word flow generated by females at a quick and unconsious pace. The origin of the flapping is the vagina.

Schad told me that she would stop her constant flapping.

by Bee February 4, 2004

flap

fu**ing lame ass player - Commonly used term in online gaming describing a less than astute player of said game.

I wiped the floor with that flap! That makes 10 flaps offed today.

by cpellicore August 19, 2008

flap

partial skin piece dangling from pubic region that is neither dick nor vagina. is known to bleed from time to time .

t. feely's flap started to bleed so he rung it out like a towel .

by Tyler max tony aj and sean May 6, 2008

flap

plain and simple: a fart. ur asscheeks flap together

also known to happen during explosive diarrhea thus making the sounds and creating discomfort. the force of the flap may cause u to utter many high pitched jitters while exploding (just like in the movie dumb and dumber)

i could almost feel the cheeks flapping together during that fart

by diarrhea gal December 28, 2005

Flap

funny.little.asain.person

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

flap

Either a typo or lack of internet slang knowledge when talking about male masterbation, see (*fap fap fap*)

Him: omg did you see that picture of that supermodel!!11! *flap flap flap*

Me: dude youre an idiot, does your penis have wings or something?

by broman p January 19, 2008