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Flanter

Flanter is flirty banter. When a male and a female exchange in flirty chat that will end with them kissing and/or having sex.
Dude, our flanter was of the chart. It was flowing like the niagra falls. And before you ask, yes we did make sweet sensual love.
by Hot-Chocolate December 5, 2012
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Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation
Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008
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Flathead

A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...
Bill: This flathead I went out with last night was just too wild for my taste...
by Solar and Lunar May 28, 2007
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Flant

Basically and obviously a mix between an ant and a fly.
An ant with wings is a Flant.

Commonly seen in summer. Put under a microscope you can notice its ant-tacular body and the detail on its wingy wings.
Pull off the wings of a fly, keep aside.

Capture and ant.

Attach wings to ant.

You have a flant.
by TBX International March 8, 2011
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flinthired

Crazily, ridiculously and utterly obsessed.

This word is often used when refering to crushes, but can be used to say someone has found a new favorite pasttime. Can sometimes mean dangerously obsessed to an unstable degree where one's friends seriously worry about that person's sanity.

The word "flinthired" originated when a very wise person said, "she is so obsessed with him, she would let him hire her to strike flint on a rock all day long."

This word is also an excellent scrabble play.
Amanda: Omg, Did you hear about the newest guy Carolyn is flinthired with?

Abby: yea, she's got it soo bad. She checks his away message every ten seconds...

Kellee: She NEVER stops talking about him...

Amanda: I'm really worried about her...I heard she camped outside his house last night and hasn't eaten anything but olives since he mentioned he liked them a while ago.
by AbbbyZ November 27, 2006
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Filanthi

Someone who loves and cares for you very much. A Filanthi will love shopping, animals, travelling and Lady Gaga. She can sometimes be blind to obvious situations, but it's cute, she's forgiven easily. She can make friends easily and has a great life going for her! :)
OMG, I'm so happy I have a Filanthi in my life! :)
by anonymous2306 June 26, 2010
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Flathanite

Northern Irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task.
Oh flathanite I cannot believe I forgot to lock the door.
by StevOibiza April 8, 2011
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