flaskid

Inability to maintain an erection due to heavy drinking.

A.K.A. whiskey dick.

I was just about to blow a load when I went flaskid.

I would try to hit that but I'm already feelin' flaskid.

by dung_eagle October 13, 2009

Flanking

Pushing a planker, as in someone who lies with a straight body like a plank, over, or off whatever they're planking on.

I just saw some guys planking, I totally just did some flanking

by Red_token June 18, 2011

flanking noob

An inexperienced player who plays FPS multiplayer games like Counterstrike or Black Hawk Down. Their main tactic is to loop right round the fighting and camp at the enemy base, either sniping or spawn raping them.

A..NooB is a gay flanking noob

by Sam Smith November 16, 2004

Flanking

Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.

Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!

by Hashtagnumbaone September 1, 2014

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010

Flanking

When two exceptionally good looking people have sex in a large timber-floored tent.

"All the school children on summer camp were woken by the sweet sounds of some serious flanking in the nearby tent in the woods.

by Snagsalot May 21, 2015

flaskin

Adjective ; COOL AS HELL!!!

ayeeee, that shit sure is flaskin!!!

by thatboootyeater69 November 2, 2017