The act of uncharacteristacally flirting with an indivdual to manipulate an outcome, deal, or decision. Once the goal is acheived, the flirting comes to an abrupt halt.
Ethan: "Is James seriously flirting with the gay guy behind the starbucks counter??"
Tom: "Yeah, but don't worry, it's just flanipulation. He's a bigger cheapskate than he is a heterosexual and hates paying for expensive coffee"
Tom: "Yeah, but don't worry, it's just flanipulation. He's a bigger cheapskate than he is a heterosexual and hates paying for expensive coffee"
by Flyn Hawaiin September 4, 2010
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Get the a Ric-Flair mug.An action completed in any sport, but usually basketball that is so spectacular and done with such flair that the common athelete can only dream of achieving it.
Player 1: Man that behind the back pass was so flairy dairy it went right through my hands!
Player 2 : You're such a cracker.
Player 2 : You're such a cracker.
by Narnia Street Baller November 29, 2009
Get the Flairy Dairy mug.A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010
Get the Broderick-Flail mug.An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
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Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006
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