Flago

Whena girl giving you a blowjob on the tip of your penis the you knock her out with a hammer and engulfs your penis

"Yo John I did a Flago to my Girlfriend and she can't remember a thing"

by Flago Master June 2, 2009

Flagoogle

a dog who watches porn.

George: Dude, my dog came in my bedroom when I was watching porn!
Bill: He's a flagoogle!

by jagla. August 11, 2009

Flagoli

1. when one puts shaving cream on his penis and a stripper is paid to blow it off by farting.

2. Smagoli: is a flagoli, when it's a spray fart

adj: 1. Bro man, Candiotti pulled got the worst flagoli from that bitch.
noun: 1. Pardon me, my name is sean L. and I shall have your finest flagoli madaam.

by Sean R. L. February 6, 2008

flagwart

Someone who embarasses (themselves and) their country with rude, stupid, or inappropriate behaviour, particularly in the news or when travelling abroad. Can also refer to someone who is zealously patriotic; often a politician or sports reporter.

Do you ever notice that the flagwarts always get tickets in the first three rows at the olympics?

Only a flagwart would wear a USA jersey to a Brazil/Argentina soccer match.

Did you see that flagwart on CNN? He's so wrapped in the flag, it almost strangled him.

by YerluvinunclePaul September 23, 2010

Flagwanker

Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.

"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".

by Cristov February 22, 2021

flagtown nj

a section of hillsboro nj that's as exciting as watching shit steam. always fun to hear the train and fire trucks, as well as watching people drive like typical asshole jersey drivers on south branch road

i went to flagtown nj and got bored so listened to the train come through and my ears almost popped because of the fire trucks and their damn noise.

by njsandman October 7, 2007

Flagooglywoogly

a person who thinks there better than you at everything, especially flagits(greasy haired lesbians) who are not actually better than you. Reffering to sports.

Jon:hey you, i can own in a game of crochet.
you: no you cant you flagooglywoogly
Jon: yes i can, i am a flagit.
you: so your a greasy haired lesbian?
jon: sometimes.

by Scottheonly January 9, 2008