flagel

A flat, compressed bagel

a flagel is like a bagel only flat

by Elphaba661 December 29, 2009

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 28, 2003

flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.

Flagella Shmalella.

by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003

flabalanche

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut

A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!

by ob1 March 30, 2004

flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

by TM May 13, 2004

flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Flabermac

When a guy or girl is approaching another person on the dancefloor whilst discreetly dancing. Usually to try and "get with" that person

"I saw Leroy starting to flabermac towards me on the dancefloor and i tried to get away"

"for word?"

by keesbizzle April 4, 2008