Fissusion Bomb

A bomb that explodes and then implodes doing no damage. For intimidation purposes ONLY.

America has just dropped the first fissusion bomb.

by Centerback! February 4, 2020

fissing

The act of kissing while making fart sounds.

“Stop fissing my belly, Kyle”
“I giggle when you fiss me”

by Fiss away September 23, 2020

frecular fission

The act of freckles multiplying whilst in constant sunlight.

"Why have you got more freckles in the summer?"

"Because of frecular fission."

by j_lesnoood June 16, 2018

fissure scissor

Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.

He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.

by E6000 October 12, 2016

Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.

The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.

by psylence July 31, 2015

Fissty

When A Bitch Dont Take Any Shit For No One!

"I Wish Some Bitch Would Still My Shit Cause Im Feelin A Lil Fissty,So Dont Fuck With Me!"

by Mrs.Floresツ December 21, 2008

Anal Fission

A butt hole that is penetrated so forcefully that it rips open the size of the Grand Canyon and starts leaking brown liquid hot magma uncontrollably. When gas is released from the ripped and butchered anus hole the wind force is similar to that of El Nino.

Molly, your ass is in the primary stage of anal fission: its gaping. I need a gas mask for your anal fission Molly, its getting stinky back here.

by Richards March 28, 2008