sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

by cooper montana January 14, 2009

Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

by BillHader April 30, 2010

Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.

Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016

Fire Hydrant People

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass

See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.

by L'LoKo April 27, 2010

israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth

me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high

by fat wood magee April 26, 2010

Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a girl squirts or guy ejaculates from anal sex

Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!

Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.

by Squidslimer March 20, 2021