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Figure Skating

One of the hardest sports in the world. Figure skating is much more than what most people think it is. It takes tremendous amounts of hard work and dedication. What time is your alarm set to? 7:30? 8:00? Well most figure skaters' alarm clocks are set to 4:00 AM to 4:30 AM. Our skirts arent slutty. They are shorter so that we can manage our jumps and spins easier because they take lots of flexibility. And just so you know, most figure skaters only wear skirts when they perform. They mostly wear exercise clothing to allow flexibilty. Figure skating is an incredibly tough sport. At least when hockey players fall they have lots of padding. Figure skaters do not. Though you may think figure skating is an "easy", "girly", "slutty" sport, you are OH so wrong. We more exercise before 7:00 AM, then most people get all day. We do wtuff that requires a huge amount of physical and mental energy and make it look effortlessly beautiful. I hope this answer was informative.
If figure skating was easy they'd call it hockey!
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five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
by oz November 7, 2003
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Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.
That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.
by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016
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Figure skating

A sport that is harder than most people give it credit for. People freeze their butts off while jumping in the air and spinning, and most of you can't get off the couch. Figure skating is a very dangerous sport, with no padding on you if you fall on the ice (which I can tell you from experience is very hard). Tough on people physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you fall you could hurt yourself physically causing loss of confidence in your ability to do said thing that you had fallen on. Still a very fun sport though. Many skaters skate competitively all over the world
If figure skating were easy they'd call it hockey.
by Ihasthebestestgrammars April 1, 2013
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Fingurt

(Verb) West of Scotland colloquialism for fingered
"I fingurt wee Sally last night"
"You're wantin' fingurt"
by Jobby Gillespie May 22, 2012
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Six Figures

Money amount with six digits. Anywhere from 100k to 999K.
Look at that frugal foo. He makes six figures but he shops at 99 cents store.
by Naod A December 29, 2007
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