Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with 2 shields remaining.

Friend: How's that new Great League team of yours?

Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!

by MathWizard534 May 4, 2022

weird flex

When a nigga brags about something he shouldn't brag about.

"You seen Shaniqua's post on Twitter about cheating on her boyfriend with 10 other dudes? Weird flex but okay."

by zikinjola October 16, 2018

Penske File

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.

Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"

by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011

filet mignon that pussy

When you don't just eat that pussy, you savor every bite like i'ts the best piece of meat you've ever eaten.

I can't wait to filet mignon that pussy.

by Ssammay March 25, 2016

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011