fife

it is an eating untensil. similar to a fork, except the left edge is serrated like a knife. this makes cutting and eating food easier to do using only one tool. a similar concept is a spork. however, the ridges would be like a butter knife so that one would not cut themselves in the process.

i felt relieved when i used a fife instead of a fork to eat my lasagna.

by yola pilch May 11, 2006

Fifed

When one grows tired of playing FIFA due to playing too much or losing in a humiliating fashion.

Thank god we have to go now, I was getting fifed anyway.

by mynameisjohnr December 30, 2009

fife

just some random thing u say in a conversation when u have nothing else to say

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

Meat fife

That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.

Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.

by p m s January 8, 2009

Fifed

when you have been schooled in fifa

"dude you just got fifed."

by crmlsoccer17 October 17, 2008

Shittington Fife!

Traditional English. Exclamation used to express extreme surprise.

See how tall that guy is? Shittington Fife!

by Tom Vek October 18, 2011