fcilf

friend’s cousin i’d like to f*ck

bff: “did u see how hot (insert name of friend)’s cousin is?”
me: “OMG yeah he’s such a fcilf!!”

by andrewgarfieldisdaddy December 28, 2021

FLILF

An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.

In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.

God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!

And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007

FMILF

future mother id like to fuck

she is really attractive, she is a total fmilf

by jsb8692 January 17, 2009

FAILF

Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck.

Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed that FAILF MY carrot!

by Wang Indaho September 28, 2003

FILF

Father I'd like to Fuck

Neil: Oh look at this guy pushing the pram......

Jay: Yes I know he's a total FILF

by Shanwoy August 16, 2010

Filfy

Father I'd Like (to) F*ck - y (adj): A stay at home dad, or male homemaker, that is completely desirable or f*ckable.

filfier filfiest

"That guy driving the Forester with the baby seats is straight up filfy."
filfier filfiest

by stinkneckula December 15, 2010

FCILF

First Cousins I'd love to fuck. I mean come on, you probably started there before your first real girlfriend right!

Man, get aload of cousin Bobby-sue, she's fillin' out that blouse real nice these days.

by Chatmandu May 9, 2005