Fernandes

Fun loving people who enjoy singing, drinking and making love. A passionate person who loves to show off

God! Its no fun unless you've met a Fernandes

by free willed December 4, 2011

Matthew Fernandes

An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest

"Where is David"

"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"

by why do i do the things i do October 26, 2020

Fernando Pino

A fernando pino is the sweetest, most selfless person youll ever meet. He can be shy, but once you know him well, you will fall in love with him. His eyes will be the most soothing things to look into-sometimes hazel but turn brown in the summer- makes the mose adorable faces and has the best sense of humor
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.

Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.

"He's the most kindest person I have ever met." "Well obviously, he is Fernando Pino."

by Josueandlukearegay September 30, 2019

Fernando

A wonderful boy who if your able to meet will brighten up ur life. He's cute,funny and a supportive friend.

That's Fernando for you

by Replay June 28, 2014

Fernanda Beatriz-bud

Fernanda is someone in my class who is racist. She told me to go make noodles because I'm Asian. She told my black friend she looks like a chocolate bar. She called my hijabi friend a terrorist and tried pulling out the pin from her hijab. Once she asked her if she was a terrorist and said her mum told her to stay away from people with hijabs because they're dangerous. And apparently from what I heard, she had an argument with two hijabis and she said "Well at least I don't wear a hijab like you." Fernanda is also a copycat. Once our class had a science test and she was sitting next to me and copied down every single word I wrote. So I wrote every answer of mine wrong and when she went to the toilet I changed my answers and she ended up getting a 9 out of 50 while I got a 46. My friend came to school with lovely box braids once and the next day, Fernanda came to school with box braids like she's literally white she can't wear them that's cultural appropriation. So in a nutshell, Fernanda is racist to Asians, black people and Muslims (so far) and a copycat.

Fernanda Beatriz-bud is such a racist.
Fernanda Beatriz-bud is such a copycat.
Fernanda Beatriz-bud came to school with box braids.

by M2_trappy March 21, 2022

Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.

Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!

by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011

Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing

Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp

by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016