feline aids

The number one killer of domestic cats.

Feline Aids is the number one killer of domestic cats.

by hhhmmmm March 6, 2007

feline-american

The politically correct term for a cat.

"Lulu is NOT a cat! She is a feline-american with rights!

by lovebug11768 October 20, 2006

Feline flipping

To take acid and ketimine at one.

That guy over there is floored, he shouldn't have been feline flipping tonight.

by albertinfected October 12, 2009

fried feline

1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.

person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."

by annelise247 November 20, 2007

Feline Whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a cat.

When the cat wants to sit on the table, chair, couch, bed, sink, it gets to do that. When the owner comes home the cat whines until it's picked up, petted, or given a treat. There are blankets arranged on every flat surface so that the cat can lay down wherever it chooses. When a household member sits down on a couch or chair the cat immediately jumps up and sits on their lap. If, as a cat owner, any of the above are true then you are Feline Whipped.

by XSRocks July 19, 2014

feline fanatic

A person or couple who are obsessed with their cat. They have all of the cat play toys, specialty food and luxury litter boxes and they are blissfully unaware of all of the cat hair and claw marks around their house.

I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

Sucker feline

a term used to express feelings of aggression or rage toward another person.

Person 1: hey, where did u put my chair?
Person 2: oh - i broke it.
Person 1: YOU SUCKER FELINE , YOU KNEW IT WAS MY FAVORITE CHAIR.

by homesliceaeaei May 1, 2010