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feline maneuver

A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."
"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
by Grinning Cat January 6, 2008
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'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best
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FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!
by Digger Please March 20, 2007
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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Feline-Fuckery

1) Jokes or pranks that seem to cause problems.
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
Stop with all this feline-fuckery!!!

WOW that girl is hot! I would love some Feline-Fuckery.
by Warboss-Chris November 16, 2009
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feline fest

the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males
where are the guys at? oh that's right, i forgot we're having a feline fest.
by Bri K. June 28, 2010
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feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.
Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.
by chargerjim March 13, 2010
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feline aids

Feline Aids is the number one killer of domestic cats.
by hhhmmmm March 6, 2007
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