A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.
Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS
by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011
Get the Felmen mug.A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.
Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019
Get the Felipe Ortiz mug.When a male says he’s leaving and you could really give two shits that they are. Their name then becomes 'Felipe,' a random dude that nobody is sad to see go.
by Hellotest February 11, 2015
Get the bye felipe mug.The male equivalent of Bye Felicia. When a guy leaves and you're happy about it or you don't care about them at all. To dismiss a douche bag you don't care about or no longer care about.
When you learn the truth about how a guy really is: I just wanted to see what type of person he really is and I wasn't impressed, so it was time to say "bye Felipe!"
When you find out a guy does things to get your attention, because he knows you find him attractive, but he tells everyone he's only polite because it makes his job easier, you have to tell the douche, "bye Felipe !"
When you find out a guy does things to get your attention, because he knows you find him attractive, but he tells everyone he's only polite because it makes his job easier, you have to tell the douche, "bye Felipe !"
by PurpleDragonfly72 July 10, 2016
Get the Bye Felipe mug.1) Jokes or pranks that seem to cause problems.
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish
by Warboss-Chris November 16, 2009
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Get the felieance mug.Felipes' tend to be quiet, thoughtful and intelligent individuals who is able to listen attentively, is able to consider the needs of others before his own, perhaps enjoy outdoor activities and various sports that involve stamina and are very pleasant person to talk to when others dont apporach you.
The one I know has dark eyes that smile and when he does smile, it is one of the most sneaky ones you'd ever see, approachable and is quite charismatic with his smooth talk with girls.
The one I know has dark eyes that smile and when he does smile, it is one of the most sneaky ones you'd ever see, approachable and is quite charismatic with his smooth talk with girls.
by warsonwords_right November 15, 2011
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