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My cat fucked a lime and now I have a basket full of Felimes
Felime by dancersbitch December 19, 2008
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feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009
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Felime Felipes Feline Felice felise flime felim Felinez felipe rozas Felice Li
A strong girl with big dreams. A Felise is always happy and she loves to make other people happy. Her smile will brighten up the mood and she can turn that frown upside down. Big doe eyes and a button nose with cute ears suit her personality. She is very outgoing and sociable. She crushes on people like Tom Holland and Ikon who she knows that she would not have a chance upon. However, when she does crush on her friend, her friend crushes on her back. She loves to dance and although she is very tough and strong, she has a soft side in her heart too. She stands up for what is right and is very selfless. She doesn't mind being on the losing end as long as other people is happy -- and that's very saddening to see someone to bring themselves down for other people. However, she keeps a positive mindset and will always look to the bright side.
Person 1: Who's the girl? She is so caring.

Person 2: Haven't you heard? She is Felise and she's gonna be the next 'IT' girl.
The most awesome person ever! Felice's are cute and adorable. They can also be dorky. Love to cuddle and are great lovers. Felice's can be shy but when with a person they trust they can be very open and especially honest. Funny and witty, Felice's have the perfect combination for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Felice's are also VERY intelligent!
"Felice is so cute! I wish we could go out!"
Felice by Nya34567 November 27, 2012

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
An very sweet and nice girl, she is very intelligent and helpful. She's not afraid to speak out. She doesn't care about what other people say about her. She always smiles and is a very loyal person.
Girl 1: I really want to be Felice's friend... but i'm scared she would say no.
Girl 2: She won't. She's really nice. You would be lucky to be her friend.
Felice by Awesome human 1234 June 13, 2018
The Supreme One.
A synonym for God.

Enough said.

There goes Felipe, look at how he shines.
Felipe is so godly that he is too much for human eyes.
Felipe by IPU February 11, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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