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feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009
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Felime • Felipes • Feline • Felice • felise • flime • felim • Felinez • felipe rozas • Felice Li
A strong girl with big dreams. A Felise is always happy and she loves to make other people happy. Her smile will brighten up the mood and she can turn that frown upside down. Big doe eyes and a button nose with cute ears suit her personality. She is very outgoing and sociable. She crushes on people like Tom Holland and Ikon who she knows that she would not have a chance upon. However, when she does crush on her friend, her friend crushes on her back. She loves to dance and although she is very tough and strong, she has a soft side in her heart too. She stands up for what is right and is very selfless. She doesn't mind being on the losing end as long as other people is happy -- and that's very saddening to see someone to bring themselves down for other people. However, she keeps a positive mindset and will always look to the bright side.
Person 1: Who's the girl? She is so caring.

Person 2: Haven't you heard? She is Felise and she's gonna be the next 'IT' girl.
The most awesome person ever! Felice's are cute and adorable. They can also be dorky. Love to cuddle and are great lovers. Felice's can be shy but when with a person they trust they can be very open and especially honest. Funny and witty, Felice's have the perfect combination for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Felice's are also VERY intelligent!
"Felice is so cute! I wish we could go out!"
Felice by Nya34567 November 27, 2012

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
An very sweet and nice girl, she is very intelligent and helpful. She's not afraid to speak out. She doesn't care about what other people say about her. She always smiles and is a very loyal person.
Girl 1: I really want to be Felice's friend... but i'm scared she would say no.
Girl 2: She won't. She's really nice. You would be lucky to be her friend.
Felice by Awesome human 1234 June 13, 2018
The Supreme One.
A synonym for God.

Enough said.
There goes Felipe, look at how he shines.
Felipe is so godly that he is too much for human eyes.
Felipe by IPU February 11, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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