glutius flatosis

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

tom felton stan

The sweetest people ever, they help u a lot and are always there for u. They’re also very handsome / pretty :D

Friend A: did you hear that Sarah was a tom felton stan?

Friend B: that makes much sense, she was always nice.

by hermionesbae October 17, 2021

felatinnado

A person who has mastered the fine art of fellatio.

Danni can fit an entire penis down her mouth. She's quite a felatinnado.

by Dave L -- Vernon, CT January 12, 2003

Felatin' Station

(Fa-lay-shin- Stay- shin) Deriving from the word "Felatio" and the word "Station", a Felatin' Station is a place where one specifically receives or gives felatio.

"Dude, let's go hit the Felatin' Station before we go to Lucy's party."

"Hell yeah dude! I've been thinking about getting Felatio at that place all day!"

by XaltairX July 25, 2009

felationship

(noun) A felationship is a sexual relationship where the only sex act committed is fellatio. This refers to a casual sex relationship.

"You see that girl over there? I met her at work and we were in a felationship for six months."

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

flatology

The formal study of flatus, more widely known as farting.

My father was definitely a super-genius, he must have been studying flatology all of his long and productive life.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023