kevin federline

Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!

kevin federline came from a trailer

by chazzy!!! April 14, 2006

FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.

The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.

by Mansy April 24, 2007

Federico

Sex god, sexier than a porn star, Federico will make you shit yourself, great in bed, huge tallywacker, god in every form.

He’s such a Federico

by Tallywacker lover May 24, 2019

Federico

An amazing "complex structure of atoms" who takes any girl's breath away. He's the sweetest and funniest guy anyone could ever meet! He is unique in so many ways he will never stop surprising you, he is always so spontaneous and every-time you see him, you have the same exact amazing feeling you had the first time you saw him. He is truly unforgettable and is a quite an amazing catch, and makes life worth living.

"Federico is the coolest person i have ever met"

by The queen of evil :) April 29, 2012

Federales

A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.

Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!

by Turd III January 18, 2017

Ship it like fedex

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

kevin federline

White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.

Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.

by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005