Federal Reserve

What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency

Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"

Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"

by random_God_24 June 29, 2009

Federal

Someone who snitches on another person or group of people.

Yo, you fuck with Johnny?
Nah, that nigga's federal.

by seattleboxcar May 14, 2016

Federal Swag

The act of having so much swag that the federal government wants to tax it.

Elton John is rockin' his federal swag.

by Salty4444 September 27, 2011

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison

Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.

"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

by Joshie G. April 26, 2010

federalicious

1) adhering to federalist opinions with swagger
2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States

DAMN, that Alexander Hamilton was federalicious.

by bigpointyteeth97 June 5, 2011

Federal Fuckjob

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.

The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

federalsburg

a little town where absolutely NOTHING happens except the occasion drug bust. was originally named Northwest Fork, until some Feds came and changed it, literally.

federalsburg is a boring town

by just myself June 29, 2009