febreezey

Fresh. Cool. Awesome.

That shit is febreezey.

by EmoBoyWonder March 28, 2011

Febrezeable

An odor (or situation) that is sufficiently benign that it can be ameliorated by an application of Febreze.

"That pile of shit just isn't Febrezeable, Bob."

by HeyMikey September 24, 2016

febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

by Colton R April 22, 2018

Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 25, 2011

Full Febreze

to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.

Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"

by habacheebee November 20, 2010

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007

Febreze Backshots

When the pussy is so foul smelling that you have to spray Febreze while giving backshots

Person 1: Hey man how the pussy last night with that girl you hooked up with?
Person 2: It was so bad I had to give her Febreze Backshots.

by hallow endings June 19, 2021