Fatccident

An accident that occurs from being too fat.

I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.

by william33 September 13, 2011

Francident

An individual who is known to be accident prone within any social setting. Typically hitting elbows off inananimate objects or tripping over.

Watch out, she’s prone to a francident.

by Boyfriend111 December 5, 2018

axcident

What da Tin Woodman had a number of when he was a regular flesh-and-bone dude, and which resulted in da subsequent metallic status of his physique.

I don't have very good balance or hand-eye coordination, so to avoid axcidents, I always just stick to bow-saws when cutting firewood or otherwise working with trees.

by QuacksO April 14, 2020

faggcident

when you assume someone is gay, but they are not.

I hit on my friend eric by faggcident. Turns out he only likes females.

by mamaboots September 8, 2023

The Fincident

In 1973, an unidentified attacker entered the Finland border, demanding not money, but cheese. So much cheese. 500 tons of cheese. Because he got the munchies.

He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.

When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.

The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.

Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.

He’s suspected to be the attacker behind The Fincident.

by The Dragon of Dathomir August 3, 2023