David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby

David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole

by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018

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FAUST

Someone or something who is very sapped or intoxicated with illegal substances.

did you see faust this weekend? yeah bro he was sapped. nah he was fausted

Are you fausted with sap?

by Demonsap82 January 20, 2022

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A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

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fausting

the act of lighting a house pet on fire and putting it out with ur cum

DAVID IM FAUSTING UR DOG

by unc faust69 April 15, 2024

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2nd to Faust

A title that the King of My Little Pony Liam Keel has called himself thus referring that he is the 2nd most creative person in the My Little Pony world other than Lauren Faust the creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Dude, that one Liam creator's stories are so good and entertaining it's like he's 2nd to Faust!

by King Of My Little Pony January 31, 2025

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