lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019

Farquaad

When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".

My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Lord Farquaad

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.

Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.

by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

farquan

Farquan

A full of potential and timid individual, who even though you think isn't listening to you is secretly absorbing all that you say. Farquan is funny, loves to joke with his good friends and loves to share his opinion. To know him is a pleasure and to not know him is sad. He will say what he feels and probably knows you better than you

Dude 1: Yo that guy with the headphones never talks to anyone
Dude 2: No man he's pulling a Farquan, he's like an undercover spy
Dude 1: What a great guy wish I knew him

by @thedelayedsix March 27, 2019

daddy_farquad_ltu

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

by Some1dum March 9, 2022

Farquaad

A person who has short black hair and is usually short

“Lyha is farquaad a works at dreamworks animations”— Shrek

by Shrekandfionna February 19, 2019