fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

fasterbait

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

by c0deman991 September 14, 2016

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

faggerblasted

The state of a straight person shortly after realizing that he/she is hanging out in a gay-bar in a foreign city.

Guy 1: Man, how was your trip to Aix-en-Provence?
Guy 2: Everything was fine until we got faggerblasted in this place called "Odeur du Chef"!

by jorgev December 20, 2008

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010

Masterblaster

Noun: A high-pressure sales or customer service environment in which an employee is electronically chained to a desk, phone & PC for 8-10 hour shifts (usually within the confines of a cubicle).

He turned to alcoholism after ten years strapped in the masterblaster.

by Reerobbb March 8, 2018