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Fascism

Whatever Twitter says. Subject to change every ten minutes.

Those who fail to adher will have their life completely ruined. Serves those fascists right for having a different opinion from ours.
TWITTER: He's said something slightly conservative. He must be a fascist!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: No he's not, is there any evidence to back this up?
TWITTER: B E L I E V E T H E B I R D FASCISM IS WHAT WE SAY.
by That's the question. December 4, 2020
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fastest hands in the west

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice
damn he got the fastest hands in the west
by supasaiyand February 15, 2018
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facespew

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed
Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.
by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009
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Festive Faeces

The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.

Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;

1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.

2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.

3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.

4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.

*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?

Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021
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Fascist

The 21st century equivalent of someone who mildly disagrees with you on a minute topic, and not a hyper-nationalist war machine
My friend disagreed with me the other day about which Call of Duty game was the best. I don’t speak to him anymore because I don’t speak with Fascist scum of the earth, less than human filth like him.
by WaywardWind27 November 20, 2021
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Fascist

Any political enemy that doesn’t agree with you in some regard, in which you desire to so tear down their political movement that you wish to destroy it, them and all people in that movement at all costs.
“That fascist doesn’t support burning down buildings and shooting people - we’ll kill him later this week.”
by Emma Does Dallas September 2, 2020
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