An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: Who is that mysterious, quiet man with the Bass?
Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.
Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?
Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture
Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.
Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?
Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture
by McPierre July 6, 2006
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Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.
Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.
guy1 - hey dude, you heard of Nikolai Fraiture?
guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.
guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?
guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!
guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.
guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?
guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!
by Lauraa. July 30, 2006
Get the nikolai fraiture mug.Franco-Russian soft-haired and soft-spoken bassist for the Strokes. Often found in the background of photos and obscured by a lot of hair. Has great taste in literature and a heart of gold. Plays chess and Trivial Pursuit.
I met Nikolai Fraiture and we talked about how "Crime and Punishment" was actually inferior to "The Devils."
by Maria Varela November 15, 2003
Get the nikolai fraiture mug.A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.
To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.
To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.
You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude
by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008
Get the Testicular Fortitude mug.A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.
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